EST. WHENEVER THE PROPELLER STARTED SPINNINGINTERNET'S MOST SERIOUS PUBLICATIONISSUE #001 · $JWEAN

JWEAN PHWIL.

THE PWLEASE EDITION™
BREAKING: HE HAS ARRIVEDONE (1) EXTREMELY IMPORTANT MANNO THOUGHTS, JUST LOLLIPOP
Jwean Phwil wearing a colorful propeller hat, holding a rainbow lollipop
FIG. 01 — THE GENTLEMAN HIMSELF100% CERTIFIED SILLY
a very
big deal ↗
CEO OF
PWLEASE
PERSON OF THE MINUTE / VOL. 001ONLINE-ISH

JWEAN PHWIL

A distinguished gentleman. An undistinguished hat. A lollipop of historic proportions. he said “pwlease” one time and the internet has not recovered.

$JWEAN

FROM THE OFFICE OF JWEAN PHWIL

NO ROADMAP.
JUST VIBES.

some coins have whitepapers. jwean has a tiny helicopter on his head. the rest is between you and the universe.

TOTAL PWLEASES ISSUED: 000
THE VIBE-O-METERNOT FINANCIAL DATA ↗

THE SILLY INDEX™

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